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i like to dissect girls

did you know i'm utterly insane?

Name:
CHRISTIAN "BOARD" BALE
Birthdate:
30 January 1974
External Services:

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Name:
Baleboard. Boardbale. Christian "Board" Bale.

Age:
young

Status:
married

Occupation:
method actor, head executioner/royal minister in Joker's Kingdom

Location:
American Gardens Building.

Likes:
fucking your mom, joker fucking, batcock, lube,
helicopters, wood, boards, planks, mahogany,
stern facial expressions, method acting,
smacking my mom, fine chardonnays, murders and executions,
chainsaws, being batman, being rich, cock, orphans, cocksuckers

Dislikes:
tits excluding tits mcgee, vaginas,
showing emotion, plastic

Music:
Huey Lewis and the News, Phil Collins, Whitney Houston

Books:
fuck reading

Other:
Did you know Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?

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